Conversation with Schmoopelina yesterday afternoon:

S: Yummy water! Ice water!
Me: Down it goes!
S: Into the pipe cleaners!
Me: What? I thought it would go into your belly. You swallow it and it goes into pipe cleaners?
S: Yup.
Me: You have an interesting body.
S: JUST KIDDING.

Man, I love children.

Schmoopelina and I were telling jokes on the way to school yesterday morning. Well, sort of. She hasn't really mastered jokes yet. She's at the phase where her vivid imagination runs away with her and there's a lot of free-association presented as fact. Really, were she to publish this stuff, it would sell like hotcakes to the postmodern-surrealist ( Read more... )

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